No-shave winter

Here’s why the entire season of winter is our no-shave winter!

1. Because they invented long pants for a reason

So we can put off shaving for one (or six) more days. The ability to conceal our hairy legs is the only redeeming quality that pants possess.

2. We wear high socks and high boots

Who cares what’s going on underneath them? It’s like the same “tree in the woods” sound logic: If our legs are hidden under thick layers of fabric, are they actually offensively hairy?

3. We have a strict cuffing schedule

Meaning, we know when we can let it go au naturel and when it’s time to groom before the main event, your legs give a whole new meaning to taking a walk on the wild side.

4. We can use an extra layer of warmth

Heating bills and shaving creams and waxing and threading all add up to a lot of money. Why spend money on hair removal and heat when your body has a built-in thermal system? It’s like free tights that don’t snag.

5. Unless we’re in the shower, we’re bundled up

It’s not like summertime where we’re running around in bathing suits and crop tops and jean short/thongs.

There are no spontaneously naked occurrences in winter that warrant on-call hairlessness 24/7. When you need to be bare, be prepared, visit Yemaya and get a wax!